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Diary of a Drongo
The sporadic musings of a lugubrious wastrel
Created on 2007-01-16 07:35:59 (#12052571), last updated 2009-06-27
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Basic Info| Name: | Tim |
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| Location: | Newcastle, New South Wales, Australia |
| Website: | Diary Of A Drongo |
BioI'm a lazy sack'o'crap residing in Newcastle, Australia.
I've read more comics than you've had hot dinners. Admittedly, I don't know how many hot dinners you've had, so I'll work off the assumption that you're a four year old Ethiopian. And by the way, no, I can't afford just a dollar a day to feed and clothe your village, so FUCK OFF.
I'm a self-confessed Geek, but don't let that fool you. I also happen to be one of the most Awesome people on the face of the planet. I am so awesome, I make children cry from the knowledge that no matter how hard they try in life, they will never be as awesome as me.
I'm so awesome I make women bleed from their vaginas once a month without even having to touch them. In fact, I'm so awesome I actually effected every woman in history's cervix retroactively.
You know how you keep hearing about how girls today are going through puberty earlier and earlier? All me, baby.
Little known fact: the moon actually left Earth's orbit four times in the past two and a half decades due to massive meteor storms. The only thing stopping that big hunk of green cheese from leaving the solar system altogether was the sheer force of my awesomeness.
I've read more comics than you've had hot dinners. Admittedly, I don't know how many hot dinners you've had, so I'll work off the assumption that you're a four year old Ethiopian. And by the way, no, I can't afford just a dollar a day to feed and clothe your village, so FUCK OFF.
I'm a self-confessed Geek, but don't let that fool you. I also happen to be one of the most Awesome people on the face of the planet. I am so awesome, I make children cry from the knowledge that no matter how hard they try in life, they will never be as awesome as me.
I'm so awesome I make women bleed from their vaginas once a month without even having to touch them. In fact, I'm so awesome I actually effected every woman in history's cervix retroactively.
You know how you keep hearing about how girls today are going through puberty earlier and earlier? All me, baby.
Little known fact: the moon actually left Earth's orbit four times in the past two and a half decades due to massive meteor storms. The only thing stopping that big hunk of green cheese from leaving the solar system altogether was the sheer force of my awesomeness.
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